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[Francis interviews Rectangular Businessman]

Francis:
Whoa, nice tub. You're a cool-looking guy. Um, who are you, like, dating right now?

Rectangular Businessman:
You wanna know who I've been on dates with lately? Benjamin Franklin.

Francis:
Oh, uhm, I think he's dead.

Rectangular Businessman:
You just leave the thinking to the rich people.

[Square Guy and Francis sees Shark struggling to get inside his tub]

Francis:
Do you have, like, I don't know, like, a maid or, like, a butler or something?

Rectangular Businessman:
They've all disappointed me at one time or another.

[Square Guy and Francis sees Shark is still struggling to get inside his tub but still slipping several times]

Shark:
[tired] Oh, god.

Rectangular Businessman:
[to Francis] They've all disappointed me at one time or another, and I don't have think I have to tell you where that ends.

Francis:
Where?

Rectangular Businessman:
The bottom of a well.

Francis:
Do you get pleasure doing that kind of stuff, or does it just make you feel dirty?

Rectangular Businessman:
Hmmm. Dirty is pleasure.

Francis:
Since you're so rich, like, do you like, give money to charity or whatever?

Rectangular Businessman:
What is charity?

Francis:
I don't know. They're, like, these groups and, like, you can, like, give money to them and, like, like, they help make -- Wait, where are you going?

Rectangular Businessman:
[while sinking into his tub] This interview is over and boring.