12 oz. Mouse

12 oz. Mouse2005

Director: Matt Maiellaro
12 oz. Mouse is an American surreal humour and psychological thriller animated television series created by Matt Maiellaro for Adult Swim. The series revolves around Mouse Fitzgerald, nicknamed "Fitz" (voiced by Maiellaro), an alcoholic mo… more »



Peanut Cop:
Ahh. Seriously, there is a better way out of here than those useless doors. [chuckles] I should ha-- [chuckles] I should have told you that before. But I didn't. Didn't I? About the doors?

Golden Joe:
Man, trust in you I do not your jiffy ass. How much work does it take to be as dumb as you?

Peanut Cop:
[chuckles] Come here. Look at these jet skis. Jet skis, man! Ain't those totally bitchin'?

Golden Joe:
This is my dream come true, Peanut! LET'S BOUNCE THIS DOG HOUSE!

[as they motor revs their jet skis, the jet skis sputtered which take for a long time to progress]

Golden Joe:
Peanut! We ain't got no gas!

Peanut Cop:
You think? I never met a jet ski that didn't have gas. [laughs] Watch me trying. [laughs then serious] Keep trying.

[cuts to the next scene where the two pineapples are watching them trying to rev jet skis on their way out of here]

Pineapple 1:
What are they doing?

Pineapple 2:
I don't got eyes, so I don't frickin' know.

Pineapple 1:
Sounds like motors. Sounds like jet ski motors. Sounds like you left your jet skis in the room.

Pineapple 2:
Impossible! I lent my jet skis to Margaret and Nathaniel for their divorce. So they -- They are definitely not in the room. Ahh, they must have -- [realized] THEY REPLACED THEM WITH REPLICA JET SKIS! I WILL GO OFF ON THEM LIKE A BAKERSFIELD MONKEY!

0.0 / 0 votes
0

Submitted by timothyj.29104 on September 06, 2024


Share your thoughts on this 12 oz. Mouse's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

    Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

    Please enter your email address:

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "12 oz. Mouse Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 22 Nov. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1282858>.

    Know another quote from 12 oz. Mouse?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "12 oz. Mouse" movie - add it here!

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    Who said: "If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 60 years ago, a liberal 30 years ago and a racist today."?
    A Larry Elder
    B Barack Obama
    C Thomas Sowell
    D Ron Paul