The Drinky Crow Show2007

[Drinky Crow and Uncle Gabby head to the Chop Chop Grocery]

Uncle Gabby:
Show us everything you've got that's part fish, part woman.

Asian Market Guy:
Well, there's ass fish. Leg fish.

Uncle Gabby:
Sure.

Asian Market Guy:
Bosoms fish.

Uncle Gabby:
Right.

Asian Market Guy:
Clam.

Uncle Gabby:
...

Asian Market Guy:
A nag-mouth crab.

Nag Mouth Crab:
Carol's boyfriend is a lawyer. Why aren't you lawyer?

Uncle Gabby:
No mermaid, then?

Asian Market Guy:
No.

Nag Mouth Crab:
Mermaid? What are you, stupid?

[cuts to the next where Captain Maak gets back to whipping Uncle Gabby]

Captain Maak:
IN A CHINESE GROCERY STORE WITHOUT PERMISSION, UNCLE GABBY?!