The Drinky Crow Show2007

Uncle Gabby:
What else is weird is when I remember how my action caused your injury I get this weird bad feeling.

Drinky Crow:
That's called guilt, Uncle Gabby. I have it all the time.

Uncle Gabby:
Some...bird thing?

Drinky Crow:
No, everybody has it. How did you feel when you went out to get pizza and let the Holocaust happen?

Uncle Gabby:
FULL! This is gonna be a real problem, Crow. I've caught this weird avian brain flu from hanging out with you that's gonna make me feel bad when something bad happens to somebody else.

Drinky Crow:
That you cause.

Uncle Gabby:
Whatever. It's gonna take a total bite out of my fun-having possibilities.