The Drinky Crow Show2007

Drinky Crow:
Who are you?

Cindy:
We're the Women's Gymnastics Team at the park where you drink sometimes. We like you.

Drinky Crow:
Look, first of all, I have a girlfriend.

Cindy:
You do? Where is she?

Drinky Crow:
She's with another guy.

Cindy:
Come on.

Drinky Crow:
Yeah, look. I'm this disgusting alcoholic. So the only thing I have to offer her is that I'm not screwing other girls. If I don't have that, I have nothing. So I can't be with all of you.

Cindy:
You think we're not attractive?

Drinky Crow:
No, you girls look great and if I was going to go with a squad of girls it would be you.

Cindy:
You probably say that to all the collections of girls.

Drinky Crow:
Look, I can't talk right now. This weird girl took my friend Gabby to Long Island in a crate, and I think I might have to go there and save him.

Cindy:
Well, I don't think your girlfriend would mind if you went to Long Island in a ...

[the Women's Gymnastics Team transformed into a car]

Cindy:
FABULOUS GIRL CAR!

Drinky Crow:
Okay, but everyone has to wear underpants.

Cindy and the Girls:
[groans]