Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



Stroker:
So, tell me how you got started in all this band stuff.

Caterina:
Well, I started on the clarinet.

C.A.R.R.:
I am not creepy.

Stroker:
C.A.R.R., be quiet, please.

C.A.R.R.:
Caterina, did you know I can calculate your weight? I have scale mechanism in the seats.

Caterina:
I don't want my weight.

Stroker:
She doesn't want her weight, C.A.R.R.

C.A.R.R.:
Beep-po-ah-muh-wah. 158.

Caterina:
That's not accurate.

C.A.R.R.:
No, it is accurate, to the nearest .03 pounds.

Stroker:
I'm sorry, Caterina. C.A.R.R., this is a date, so quiet, please!

Caterina:
A date? You said this was a stakeout.

Stroker:
Uh, this is the date of the stakeout. It's a stakeout date. Yeah, we set the date for the stakeout, uh, and it's today. Today's the date for the stakeout.

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