Stroker and Hoop2004

C.A.R.R.:
I'm sorry guys! They promised me a lifetime supply of-- [gets waxed] Oh, there's the wax. That's what I like, the hot wax.

Stroker:
C.A.R.R...what happened to your antenna?

[C.A.R.R. sees his antenna bent]

C.A.R.R.:
Hey, what the hell? Which one of you jackasses bent my antenna?

Mr. Sombrero:
Not me.

Captain Rick:
Must have been bent when you got here, matey.

Stroker:
I don't know, C.A.R.R. That comes out of your deductible. Your rates are gonna skyrocket.

C.A.R.R.:
Yeah, somebody is gonna have to pay to fix that! And it is not gonna be me.

Turtle Mascot:
Read your ticket. "This contract limits our liability". We are not responsible.

C.A.R.R.:
Not responsible?! You greedy bastards!