Stroker and Hoop2004

Hoop:
So, what are we doing at this coliseum, Stroker?

Stroker:
I pulled some clues off of Copperfield's body. This Copper pistol and these, backstage passes to some group called the 5 Diamonds.

C.A.R.R.:
Oh, my god!

Hoop:
THE 5 DIAMONDS?!

C.A.R.R.:
The 5 Diamonds were created from Titans of the Entertainment Industry and engineered to be the perfect boy band. They are, Neil Diamond, the front man. Mike Diamond, the clean-cut one. Mr. La Bamba, Loud Diamond Phillips, the ethnic guy. Dustin Diamond, the bad boy. And of course, the ultimate object of every girl's fantasy, the world's only talking diamond.

Stroker:
Never heard of 'em.

5 Diamonds Fan Girl:
Yeah, go Diamonds! [pulls out her breasts]

Stroker:
[to the fan girl] Alright! Go 5 Diamonds!