Stroker and Hoop2004

[Stroker & Hoop meet The 5 Diamonds]

Hoop:
Hey! I got an M&M delivery for The 5 Diamonds.

[Dustin Diamond opens the door for Stroker & Hoop]

Dustin Diamond:
Come on in. Put 'em on the table.

Hoop:
Oh, my god! It really is the 5 Diamonds.

Talking Diamond:
Dustin, look at these M&Ms.

Stroker:
We're the local M&M delivery service.

Dustin Diamond:
The hell you are! [slaps the red M&Ms bowl off of Hoop's hands] Try again.

Hoop:
This is really embarrassing. Actually, we're from -- Your fan club.

Stroker:
Go 5 Diamonds, man.

Hoop:
YEOW!

Dustin Diamond:
Ok, ok. Um, ok, have a seat, guys. Y-You know what I love about my fans? They know all of the little things about me. They--They know I'm a capricorn. They know I'm left-handed. They even bring me special little left-handed gifts like funny novelty clocks that run backward.

Hoop:
Ha ha! We almost got you that.

Dustin Diamond:
And, um, they especially know that my favorite thing in the whole world is a particular color of M&Ms. Green. Because I can't stand the sight of the red ones, you [bleep] phonies!