Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



Talking Diamond:
Gentlemen, I think we owe Stroker and Hoop an explanation.

C.A.R.R.:
And me!

Talking Diamond:
As you know, for years, the name Diamond has stood for the pinnacle of achievement in many fields. [The 5 Diamond crew form an act as a hologram video projector of how the diamond name happened]

Stroker:
What the hell is this crap?

Talking Diamond:
Whenever an important project changed the way America thought about entertainment, you can bet the name Diamond was attached. "Diamond are forever". "Diamonds are a girl's best friend". "Touching you, touching me". "Hello, nasty". "Young Guns II". "Dustin Diamond teaches chess". Just to name a few.

Talking Diamond:
Recently, it was discovered long prophesized sixth diamond had been born. His name was Danny Diamond Schmickler, and he was born to take our careers to the next level. Before we could reach him, he was abducted by David Copperfield. If he is not found by midnight tomorrow, on the night of his 10th birthday, there will be no more famous diamonds.

[The 5 Diamonds fell down ending the act of the video]

Talking Diamond:
You boys help us find Danny, and I personally guarantee you'll be swimming in diamonds.

Stroker:
We're just the men for the job.

Hoop:
If there are no more famous diamonds, there will still be other famous people.

Talking Diamond:
Yeah, of course.

Hoop:
So, what difference would it make?

Dustin Diamond:
What difference would it make? I'll tell you! "SAVED BY THE BELL"! [slaps Hoop] "PAUL'S BOUTIQUE"! [slaps Hoop] "LA BAMBA"! [slaps Hoop] "FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS"! [slaps Hoop] SAVED BY THE FRICKIN BELL!

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