Stroker and Hoop2004

[after Stroker and Hoop defeated the Diamond Monster]

Dustin Diamond:
Dr. Pepper sure tastes great now that we're no longer under the spell of the damn Talking Diamond.

Neil Diamond:
Stroker, Hoop, here are the diamond shards collected. They're all yours. Should be worth a lot of money.

Vanessa:
Speaking of which, I got the appraisal for my engagement ring, Hoop.

[Stroker sees the paper]

Stroker:
What the hell? He wasn't even a real diamond! He was Cubic Zirconium! That bastard!

Vanessa:
He was a phony.

Hoop:
This means you didn't need the diamond after all. Your careers -- That was all you.

C.A.A.R.:
I don't know, maybe they did need that Talking Diamond after all. Lou, what do you think?

[Lou starts to get wild when Vanessa hangs out Lou]

Hoop:
Well, Vanessa, I hope you learned a lesson here. If you get materialistic, you might inadvertently create a diamond monster that could destroy humanity.

Vanessa:
Oh, Lou. I'm sorry, did you say something, Hoop?

Dustin Diamond:
Sorry, Hoop. Once they had diamond, they never go back.

Neil Diamond:
It's true.

Stroker:
Women, huh?

Hoop:
[menacing] Lou Diamond Phillips. Stroker, if it's ok with you, I'm gonna just tip Vanessa 10%.