Stroker and Hoop2004

Stroker:
A toast, Hoop, to the good life. Starting tomorrow, no more crappy-ass clients.

Hoop:
Are you sure the billboard's gonna work?

Stroker:
Are you kidding me? Watch this.

[Stroker tries to seduce a lady]

Stroker:
Excuse me. Is this seat taken?

Ashley Brittany:
It is now.

Stroker:
Well, I'm sure your friend won't mind if I -- Oh, you mean by me. Well, alright. [sees Ashley's tattoo] Interesting tattoo there.

Ashley Brittany:
[laughs] I almost got a tattoo of the midget from "Fantasy Island". That way, I could have a tattoo of tattoo. [laughs]

Stroker:
Oh, really?

Ashley Brittany:
He committed suicide. So sad.

Stroker:
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, my god, this is so embarrassing. One of my billboards.

[Ashley sees Stroker and Hoop's billboard]

Ashley Brittany:
Oh! There's a typo.

Stroker:
No, it's Spanish.

Ashley Brittany:
Detective, it's spelled "I-V-E", not "V-I-E". You're a detectvie. [laughs]

Stroker:
Hoop!

Hoop:
Que pasa?

Stroker:
I told you to proof the billboard. Detectvie?

Hoop:
C.A.R.R. told me he had spell-check.