Stroker and Hoop2004

Mr. Nessbaum:
John Strokymeyer?

Stroker:
Yes, sir.

Mr. Nessbaum:
I'm Mr. Nessbaum. $10,000, with another 10 to be paid upon completion.

Stroker:
Mr. Nessbaum, it has been a pleasure. Hoop, let's go.

[as Stroker takes the briefcase full of money, Mr. Nessbaum stops it]

Mr. Nessbaum:
Whoa, there! Where do you think you're going with that?

Stroker:
It's my money.

Mr. Nessbaum:
Yes, but it's not your briefcase.

Stroker:
Yeah, but the briefcase is part of the deal. It's understood.

Mr. Nessbaum:
Don't tell me about the deal. I'm an accountant, and the deal was $10,000, not $10,000 and a briefcase.

Stroker:
But I need the briefcase.

Mr. Nessbaum:
No. I'm the accountant. I need the briefcase. What does a detective need with a briefcase?

Stroker:
To carry the money. [opens the briefcase] Fi -- Here, I'll buy the case.

Mr. Nessbaum:
No deal. It was a father's day gift.

Stroker:
[sighs] Alright. Fine, jackass. [sees the dollars bills] What are these, fives? You couldn't give me a stack of hundreds?

Mr. Nessbaum:
I thought you'd appreciate not having to make change.

Stroker:
Hoop, help me out. And the amount you carry does not represent your cut.

Hoop:
[happily] Maybe you should wear that fanny pack I got you for christmas.