Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



[as Stroker was about to capture the twins]

Stroker:
Nice try, girls, but I'm not falling for that lipstick crap this time.

Ron Howard:
Hi, Stroker.

Stroker:
Crap, Ron Howard! Don't you have anything better to do, Ron?

Ron Howard:
I'll teach you to tangle with me.

Stroker:
Damn it, I'm not tangling with you, Ron, alright? I made one half-assed phone call.

Brittney Ashley:
[to Ashley] Who the hell is he talking to?

Ron Howard:
Drop your pants.

Stroker:
You know, this nudity fetish of yours is getting old, Ron.

Ron Howard:
Now moon the twins.

Stroker:
Come up with some new ones, please.

C.A.R.R.:
Aw, damn it. What the hell is he doing now?

Ashley Brittany:
The fat one is becoming a pest. [while the twins stick the syringes into Stroker to sleep]

C.A.R.R.:
Ok, girls. Let's not go through this again.

Brittany Ashley:
We'll sacrifice and eat him at the festival tonight.

C.A.R.R.:
Ho, ho! I'm sorry. Did you just say you're gonna eat Stroker? You know, he's very unclean.

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