Stroker and Hoop2004

[Stroker wakes up in a hot boiling pot in a museum full of cult members]

Cult Leader:
The sacrifice awaits. I suppose you want to know what we're going to do to you.

Stroker:
Not really.

Cult Leader:
What? Why not?

Stroker:
Well, you're obviously the leader of weird-ass cult, and you're gonna eat me.

Cult Leader:
Wrong, smart guy! We are the Church of the Kind-Hearted Cannibals.

Stroker:
[sarcastic] Oh, right. My mistake.

Cult Leader:
Unlike our ancestors, we don't kill. We just eat the unessential organs.

Cult Members:
Praise the appendix, the coccyx, and delicious tonsils!

Cult Waiter:
Appendix? Coccyx? Napkin?

Stroker:
So, you're not gonna eat me?

Cult Leader:
Mmm, oh, no. We're making a exception for you because you're such a total ass!