Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



Hoop:
Ron, before you crush my skull, I want you to know something. I believe in you. You don't need a mind-control machine. You already have the power to touch America's heart.

Ron Howard:
No, it's not true.

Hoop:
Just look at that award in your hands.

[Ron looks at his trophy and realizes his problems]

Ron Howard:
I'm a phony. I made them vote for me. Years ago, I found this mind-control device on an alien crash site while on location for "Happy Days". You know how most child actors end up. I was -- I was scared. Then the CIA got wind of it and wanted me to perform experiments for them. I thought I was helping my country, but it got out of control. I'm just a lucky hack.

Hoop:
No, you're not. People loved "When Harry met Sally".

[Ron sobs while hugging Hoop]

Jenny:
Mr. Howard is need on set. Mr. Howard is needed on set.

Hoop:
Cleanse your soul, Ron. Confess. Your fans will still love you. If not, they weren't your fans to begin with.

Ron Howard:
Do you think so?

Hoop:
I know so.

Ron Howard:
[goes back to sobbing]

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