Stroker and Hoop2004

[after Miss Hoecakes won the pageant]

Miss Hoecakes:
Well, I never in a million years thought I'd be Miss Brunswick Stew.

Hoop:
I don't remember any Miss Brunswick Stew.

Moo-Moo:
Oh, lord.

[cuts to the next scene where Miss Brunswick Stew was killed in a bathtub full of stew]

Mayor:
Well, maybe she just accidentally cubed herself and fell into this tubful of hot bod of vegetables.

Moo-Moo:
[tastes the stew with a ladle] Still hot.

Stroker:
Oh, this is disgusting.

Hoop:
Uh, Moo-Moo, I don't think--

Moo-Moo:
[slurps another taste] Avocado? In Brunswick Stew? Well, that ain't southern. It's delicious, but it sure ain't southern. [also bites a dirty cornbread]

Stroker:
[throws up]

Mayor:
I love cornbread.