Stroker and Hoop2004

Double-Wide:
So, you guys ever driven across country before?

Tio the Terrible:
Why the hell would we do that?

Double-Wide:
Oh, I don't know. Maybe a little thing called Purple Mountain's Majesty. [chuckles] How do you know Stroker?

Tio the Terrible:
We're old friends.

Double-Wide:
Oh, yeah? Me, too. He used to sell mattresses with my brother.

Tio the Terrible:
Uh, that right?

Double-Wide:
Yeah. I can't wait to see the look on his face when I show up asking for my money.

Tio the Terrible:
I can't wait to see the look on his face when I splatter his brains all over the sidewalk.

Double-Wide:
Ha ha! [stops laughing] What? Stroker's brains?

Tio the Terrible:
[speaks spanish] Then we'll kill you. [laughs evilly]

Rico:
[speaking spanish] After we cut off your balls and feed them to you.

Double-Wide:
[speaking spanish] I sure wish I didn't know Spanish.