Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



Moo-Moo:
Stroker, Hoop.

Stroker:
Sheriff.

Hoop:
Moo.

Moo-Moo:
Y'all wouldn't mind if we took a quick peek in the trunk, would you?

Stroker:
No, you don't want to look in there.

C.A.R.R.:
[opens up his trunk] Oh, go right ahead, officer.

Stroker:
Damn it, C.A.R.R.

Moo-Moo:
Just as I feared.

[Moo-Moo takes off a piece of one of Miss Hoecakes toes and ate it]

Moo-Moo:
Yup. Miss Hoecakes.

C.A.R.R.:
What? There's a body in my trunk? You bastards!

Hoop:
It's not how it looks.

Moo-Moo:
The timing of the killing, the fancy california ingredients like jalapeno and avocado. How could you, Stroker and Hoop?

Hoop:
Well, I guess there's nothing to do but turn ourselves in and trust in the american justice system. [gets out of the car and gives up]

Stroker:
Screw that. [drives out of here with the body]

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