Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



[Stroker and C.A.R.R. gets into a dead end in the swamp]

Stroker:
Damn it! We're gonna have to jump the swamp.

C.A.R.R.:
There's no way we'll make it.

Stroker:
There's only one way to find out.

[as Stroker and C.A.R.R. tries to jump from the swamp, the scene pauses]

Southern Narrator:
Well, it looks like the boys have gotten themselves in quite a mess this time. I wonder how they'll ever get out of this fix.

[as the scene plays, spoiler alert, they didn't make it]

Stroker:
Oh, crap.

C.A.R.R.:
You son of a b*tch!

Stroker:
Sorry, C.A.R.R.

[Stroker tries to unlock the car door, but won't open]

C.A.R.R.:
Automatic windows are shorted. I guess we're in this together.

[Stroker then uses his gun to smash C.A.R.R.'s window to get himself freed]

C.A.R.R.:
OW! HEY!

Stroker:
I'll be back, C.A.R.R.

C.A.R.R.:
A captain never leaves his ship. [gurgling]

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