Stroker and Hoop2004

[the yankees sees Stroker who looked like an Reb]

Yankee #1:
Hey, where the hell does he think he's going? The western assault's not till 12:00, huh? [to Yankee #2] Hey, let's give him a scare. Hey, dirty reb!

[Yankee #2 scares Stroker with a rifle]

Stroker:
Holy crap! [pulls out his gun and shoots Yankee #1's drink]

Yankee #1:
Whoa! He's shooting real bullets there. Get the live ammo!

[Stroker escaped and suddenly went to the reb's side]

Reb #1:
It's the Yanks!

Reb #2:
What the hell happened, soldier? Why ain't they using blanks?

Stroker:
Oh, um, because they're yankee scum.

Reb #1:
Get your live ammo, boys. Yee-haw!

Stroker:
Which way is town? I've got to save a friend.

Reb #2:
Over the hill, straight through the Vidalutha Outlet Center.

Reb #1:
But it's swarming with yanks on account of the sale at Niketown.