Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



Ms. Peach:
The neighbors got together and we're giving you a Cul-De-Sac ticket for letting your yard go, Mr. Strockmeyer.

Stroker:
Ms. Peach, I don't give a damn about your home printed, made-up, Cul-De-Sac tickets because they're not real tickets, alright? And I don't let my yard-- [sees his yard as a pigsty] Oh, crap. That is pretty bad.

C.A.R.R.:
Stroker. Stroker, over here.

Stroker:
C.A.R.R., what the hell?

C.A.R.R.:
Teenagers rolled me. You left me on manual for two weeks. I need some guns. James Bond's car had guns.

Stroker:
Two weeks?

Ms. Peach:
And what will you be bringing to our Cul-De-Sac clean-up and cookout this weekend? We need desserts.

Stroker:
How about cups?

Ms. Peach:
Well, that's the lazy way out, but fine. Cups it is.

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