Stroker and Hoop2004

[Stroker and Hoop watches a random DVD that came from Stroker's yard]

Rod Larabie:
Hi, I'm Rod Larabie with an important message from the Pornography Film Institute. Won't you join me in helping pass down out porn to future generations? Without your help, classic moments like this, the first interracial midget 3-way in cinema history will soon vanish.

[the video goes to the next scene where they play Stroke-Her and Boob]

Hoop:
HOLY COW!

Hot Woman:
Somebody stole my jewels?

Hot Woman #2:
Let's hire Stroke-Her and Boob.

Hot Woman:
But they're the crappiest detectives in town.

Stroker:
[on TV] Did someone call for Detective Stroke-Her?

Hoop:
[on TV] And his lame-ass sidekick Boob?

Hoop:
Wow. What a makeup job.

Stroker:
We'll help you find the jewels.

Hoop:
Yeah, in our pants.

Stroker:
We'll start by doing to you what we do to all our clients.

[Stroker and Hoop have sex with the two hot woman]

Hoop:
Wow, they even got the birthmarks on Boob just like mine.

Stroker:
Stop being an idiot, Hoop. That is us.

Hoop:
Oh, my god, you're right. [disgust] OH, GOD. You're flexible, Stroker.

Stroker:
I just wish I remembered it.

Hoop:
Judd must have drugged us.

Stroker:
That explains the missing two weeks. We're porn stars. How cool is that?

Hoop:
This isn't cool. What if my Mom watches this?

Stroker:
We should probably watch it a couple more times for clues.

Trailer Narrator:
Coming soon, check your local video retailer for "Stroke-Her and Boob 2: They always get their man".

Hoop:
You're under arrest.

White Shirt Man:
For what?

Stroker:
For being number one on my most wanted list.

White Shirt Man:
Are you guys gonna nail me for it?

Stroker:
You bet your sweet ass.

Hoop:
[disgust] OH, GOD.

Stroker:
Judd is going to pay. [tries to break a DVD in half]