Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



Judd Winner:
Allow me to offer you a free "Gals Gone Wild" t-shirt.

[suddenly Areola lifts up her shirt revealing her breasts to hypnotize the two drunk girls]

Areola:
Look into my nipples. Look into my nipples-- Not around the nipples, but in the nipples, and you're out.

Areola:
Ok, you're horny college girls who want to lift your shirts for the cameras.

[the hot girls starts to lift their shirts off for the cameras]

Areola:
Alright now, stick your tongues out and make out.

Areola:
Alright, now say, "We love Gals Gone Wild".

Hot Girls:
WE LOVE "GALS GONE WILD"!

Areola:
Alright, now read this. [shows a note]

Hot Girls:
[reading] "I hereby give permission for the worldwide use of this footage in any format to "Gals Gone Wild" productions, L.L.C. [cheering]

Areola:
Great. Now when I lower my top, you'll wake up and have no memory of this. 3, 2, 1, and you're back.

Hot Girl #2:
We don't want to be in your sleazy tape, ok? So just leave us alone.

[the hot girls leaved]

Judd Winner:
[to Stroker (as Cameraman)] They're in for a little surprise on tv next month, huh? [laughs]

Stroker (as Cameraman):
So that's your secret -- Hypnosis?

Judd Winner:
What did you think? TV turned a whole generation of girls into sleazy whores? That we normalizes promiscuous behavior to the point where college chicks would get naked for millions of masturbating men for the price of a trucker's hat? Come on, guys, of course it's hypnosis.

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