Stroker and Hoop2004

Stroker:
What's all this mail?

C.A.R.R.:
Oh, it's the copies of "Stroke-Her and Boob 2", just like you asked. Oh, one hiccup-- Uh, once they sell out, they make more, so we're into the third printing. But no problemo. I took out a home equity loan in your name to pay for it.

Stroker:
Wait a minute. What?

C.A.R.R.:
On the bright side, congratulations. You and Hoop have been nominated for some awards. Hoop was nominated for 10, including best newcomer.

Stroker:
How many did I get?

C.A.R.R.:
One-- Best Cleveland steamer.