Stroker and Hoop2004

Stroker:
[on phone] What is it now, Hoop?

Hoop:
Have you turned on the tv lately?

Stroker:
No, why?

[Hoop bring the phone to the tv that shows a new porn commercial of themselves again]

Commercial Narrator:
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[shows a scene where Stroker and Hoop shows their butts in front of the camera]

Commercial Narrator:
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Stroker and Hoop:
[on TV] WE LOVE "SACK FLASHERS"!

Stroker:
OH, IT'S A SACK ATTACK. OW!

Commercial Narrator:
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Commercial Narrator:
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Stroker:
[sighs] Hoop, I got another call.

Hoop:
Eh, catch you later. I've got to go break all the TVs before Mom tries to watch "Monk".