Stroker and Hoop2004

Japanese Businessman:
Hypnotizing co-eds isn't enough anymore. DVD sales are down.

Judd Winner:
Oh, it's just a blip. When the new infomercials hit the air--

Japanese Businessman:
No! The Japanese market isn't excited by "Gals Gone Wild" any longer. We demand something wilder.

Judd Winner:
I need more time.

Japanese Businessman:
Then the private jets and wild parties must stop.

Judd Winner:
[sighs] Areola, bring out the cage. I was hoping to have time to perfect them, but since you insist, I present to you "Gals Gone Wilder".

Japanese Businessman:
What makes them wilder?

Judd Winner:
We took our hottest, horniest co-eds, and spliced them with DNA from wild tigers.

[reveals the hot co-eds in human tiger forms]

Hot Girl #2:
Meow!

Hot Girl #1:
Oh my god. I'm like so drunk y'all.

Japanese Businessman:
Oh, my god. Judd Winner, you've done it again! You're a genius! The furries are going to love this.

Stroker:
What are furries?

Double-Wide:
Men who like half-animal chicks. We've-- They've had to make do with costumes until now.