Stroker and Hoop

     

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »


Hoop:
Judd Winner, Japanese investor, your sick experiments end now.

Judd Winner:
Stop him, Areola.

[as Areola was about to lift up her breasts]

Stroker:
[pulls up his gun to Areola] First sign of pink and I shoot.

[as Stroker pushes the button to let the hot co-eds free]

Judd Winner:
Moron! Do you realize what you've done?

Stroker:
Yeah, saved a bunch of wild co-ed girls. And they're gonna be grateful.

Hot Girl #2:
Do you guys like to party?

Stroker:
Yes, we do.

Hot Girl #1:
Oh my god. He's going to bring the vanilla stoli!

[the hot co-eds suddenly tackles the asian businessman and eats him]

Asian Businessman:
[while getting mauled by two wild co-eds girls] Heaven.

Stroker:
Holy [bleep]!

Judd Winner:
I said they weren't ready yet. What do you think? Still too much tiger, right?

Hot Girl #2:
This is so good, you guys.

Hot Girl #1:
Oh my god, does eating people make you fat?

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