Stroker and Hoop2004

[Hoop share his moments with the ninja he shotted]

Hoop:
Dear dead ninja-- Oh, god, slimy hand. [clears throat] It's me, Hoop. Even though you're dead--

[C.A.R.R. honks horn]

C.A.R.R.:
Don't shoot me, Hoop. [laughs] Hey, congratulations on bagging the ninja, buddy.

Stroker:
Come on, let's get out of here, Hoop. I got to get Keith a shampoo before I take him back to his Mom's.

Hoop:
Do you guys mind? I'm trying to make a sacred pledge here.

Stroker:
What's your problem? We shoot people all the time. God, you think you'd be happy. I mean, this one actually was self-defense.