Stroker and Hoop2004

Ninja #2:
This man Stroker is the new guardian of the handle, master.

Ninja Leader:
After 3,000 years-- So close, and you failed me.

[Ninja #2 starts to get worried when he failed of what's about to happen to him]

Ninja Leader:
I see that you are worried. Relax. It would be insane for me to kill you, not to mention bad for morale of the group.

Ninja #2:
Thank you, master. Very good.

Ninja Leader:
THIS HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT GROUP MORALE! [slices off a ninja member]

Ninja Leader:
[laughs] I'm just fooling with you. I had you worried there for a seconds, didn't I?

Ninja #2:
A little.