Stroker and Hoop2004

Hoop:
Did someone call for the Porcupine of Righteousness?

Stroker:
Hoop, what the hell are you doing?

Hoop:
Hoop Schwartz, the mild-mannered detective? I just saw him in the bathroom. I am the Porcupine of Righteousness, and you have made me angry, punk. And you won't like me when I'm angry, because I burst out in razor sharp quills. LIKE THIS!

[as Hoop tries to release his spikes, they didn't come out]

Hoop:
Huh. Maybe I'm not angry enough. Um, say something mean.

Stroker:
Hoop, you're an idiot.

Hoop:
No, nothing. Meaner.

Stroker:
Hoop, you friggin' idiot.

Double-Wide:
You crapsucker!

Burglar:
Anus face.

Stroker:
You smell.

Burglar:
Pussywillow.

Double-WIde:
You dip [bleep].

Janice:
Ichabod crane-looking, no fashion, skinny-ass freak.

Hoop:
Gee...you didn't have to go that far.