Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



Hoop:
Did someone call for the Porcupine of Righteousness?

Stroker:
Hoop, what the hell are you doing?

Hoop:
Hoop Schwartz, the mild-mannered detective? I just saw him in the bathroom. I am the Porcupine of Righteousness, and you have made me angry, punk. And you won't like me when I'm angry, because I burst out in razor sharp quills. LIKE THIS!

[as Hoop tries to release his spikes, they didn't come out]

Hoop:
Huh. Maybe I'm not angry enough. Um, say something mean.

Stroker:
Hoop, you're an idiot.

Hoop:
No, nothing. Meaner.

Stroker:
Hoop, you friggin' idiot.

Double-Wide:
You crapsucker!

Burglar:
Anus face.

Stroker:
You smell.

Burglar:
Pussywillow.

Double-WIde:
You dip [bleep].

Janice:
Ichabod crane-looking, no fashion, skinny-ass freak.

Hoop:
Gee...you didn't have to go that far.

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