Stroker and Hoop2004

[after Hoop accidentally throws a dart at Stroker]

Hoop:
Sorry, Stroker. I'm still in that funny/awkward "getting to know your superpowers" phase.

Stroker:
Hey, sucking at darts is not a superpower.

Hoop:
I thought you could be my sidekick, Quillboy.

Stroker:
Sidekick? You're my friggin' sidekick!

Hoop:
The power has shifted. I have superpowers now.

Stroker:
Superheroes suck. They're for 12 year old nerds and 30 year old virgins.

Double-Wide:
[to Stroker] Easy, now.

Hoop:
My porcupine sense is telling me that I am not wanted here.

C.A.R.R.:
Alright, Hoop. One of your powers actually works.