Stroker and Hoop2004

Hoop:
Quivering quills! Are those male prostitutes, or are they just waiting for the bus?

[Hoop get behind the the dumpster and change his superhero form]

Hoop:
Gentlemen, last time I checked, prostitution was illegal around here. Time to beat it, boys. Unless you're cruisin' for a prickin'.

Prostituted Man:
Ok, but I charge 30 per half hour.

[Ms. Pearl saws the whole thing and call Hoop's Mom]

Ms. Pearl:
[to Hoop's Mom] You know how you've been saying your Hoop has been a little moody and won't get a real job?

Hoop's Mom:
Well, that's what you've been saying.

Ms. Pearl:
Well, I'm watching Hoop turning gay tricks over by the safeway.

Hoop's Mom:
Oh, that's impossible.

Ms. Pearl:
Yeah, he's wearing your fur coat. Maybe he's gonna hock it for drug money.

Hoop's Mom:
That's ridiculous. My coat is right here in my closet where it always is.

[Hoop's Mom opens her closet and sees her fur coat stolen]

Hoop's Mom:
My fur coat!