Stroker and Hoop2004

Hoop's Mom:
Hoop?

Hoop:
I'm busy, Mom.

Hoop's Mom:
Stop right there, young man. Have you seen my fur coat?

Hoop:
Um...no?

Hoop's Mom:
Don't you lie to me. What's under your shirt?

[takes off Hoop's original shirt and it revealed Hoop's Mom's fur coat]

Hoop's Mom:
It's ruined! Take it off right now.

Hoop:
Mom, I was gonna wait until I was a little more famous to tell you this, but I think you're gonna be proud. I'm a super--

Hoop's Mom:
Oh, my god! Are those tread marks?

Hoop:
What?

Hoop's Mom:
Are those your heroin needles? [sobs] Get out of my house, you druggie!

Hoop:
Mom, you don't understand. You'll never understand me. [runs away after getting Ma's fur coat back]