Stroker and Hoop2004

[Hoop tries to save a cat]

Hoop:
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty.

Old Cat Lady:
Don't drop him!

Hoop:
I'm not going to drop him, ma'am. Gotcha.

Old Cat Lady:
Don't drop him!

Hoop:
I'm not gonna drop him. I'm doing you a favor. Stop pissing me off. Restrain her, Quillboy.

Quillboy:
[pulls up a knife to the Old Cat Lady] Don't make me cut you, honey.

Hoop:
Damn it, Quillboy! If you cut one more person--

[after Hoop's angry senses start to trigger, his porcupine spikes came out killing the cat]

Hoop:
OH, NOT NOW! OH, SORRY! Sorry, kitty. Sorry about, cat, lady. I'll bring you a new one.

Old Cat Lady:
What are you talking about? My cat's fine.

[the cat suddenly wakes up after getting spiked from Hoop's porcupine quills]

Quillboy:
Yeah, you're crazy, man. I'm gonna jet. This ain't my scene.