Stroker and Hoop2004

Hoop:
Hi, Mom. Don't have time to chat. Have you seen my gun?

Dr. Raymond:
Hi, Hoop. I'm Dr. Raymond.

Hoop:
You got a doctor?

Dr. Raymond:
Listen, Hoop, your mother doesn't blame you for your drug problem or the gay prostitution. Do you?

Hoop's Mom:
Well...

Hoop:
I'm not a druggie, ok? I happen to be the Porcupine of Righteousness.

Dr. Raymond:
He's high.

Hoop's Mom:
Oh, god.

Hoop:
I'm not high! And if you don't let me go. You're gonna taste the quills of vengeance, ok?

Hoop's Mom:
Careful, he might've shared that needle.

Dr. Raymond:
Hoop, I have a quill of my own, ok? Do you want to see what my quill is?

[as Dr. Raymond tried to stab the needle into Hoop, Hoop gunshot the ceiling making a getaway]

Hoop's Mom:
Shooting at your own mother! Here, take your heroin needles. Here, you druggie! I hope you get high as a kite, so high you just fly away!

Dr. Raymond:
Those aren't heroin needles. Those are porcupine needles. They can cause a nasty infection. That could explain his moodiness and hallucinations.

Hoop's Mom:
Is gay prostitution a symptom?

Dr. Raymond:
No. I think he's just gay.

Hoop's Mom:
GET OUT!