Stroker and Hoop2004

MC Homicidal Rapist:
Gentlemen, I brought you here to discuss the violent theft of my home movies yesterday evening.

Stroker:
What was on the tapes?

Lil' Rapist:
None of your damn business! Could be murder, drugs, me and the MC getting busy with underage hoes...

MC Homicidal Rapist:
These tapes may mistakenly portray me in an extremely poor light. I could lose everything-- The record contract, the casual menswear line, my new spinoff series, "Law and Order: Ghetto Justice". In light of this, I am prepared to make you a generous offer.

Lil' Rapist:
You have 24 hours to find the tapes or we gonna kill you.

Stroker:
Yeah, we'll take the case.

Hoop:
Thanks for thinking of us.

Stroker:
Did you recognize the men who did it?

MC Homicidal Rapist:
They had presidents masks-- Nixon, Lincoln. I didn't get a good look at the third fellow, but it could have been James K. Polk.

[Lil' Rapist shoves MC]

MC Homicidal Rapist:
I-I mean, they looked like some old white crackers. How am I supposed to know?

Umbrella Guard:
Yeah, how is he supposed to know, bushy hair?

Hoop:
[to Stroker] You're getting dissed by the Personal Umbrella Holder's Personal Umbrella Holder.