Stroker and Hoop2004

Preposterous:
No need to fight. No need to fuss. What you want with Preposterous?

Hoop:
Mr. Rapist sorely misses his home videotapes, Mr. Rous. They were important documents in his life history, and we'd be willing to pay for their safe return. As much as, say, um, $800?

Preposterous:
I don't need to plead my innocence. I'm as not guilty as 1,000 tents.

Hoop:
Huh, ok. I can go to $900?

Preposterous:
You say I stole the videotapes? But I was at home...eating grapes.

Hoop:
Were you really eating grapes or did you just say that for the rhyme?

Preposterous:
What you doing in my club? 'Cause I don't like you in my club.

Hoop:
I'm sorry, but strictly speaking, club is not a rhyme with club.