Stroker and Hoop2004

Hoop:
Hey, C.A.R.R.

Stroker:
Having second thoughts about coming back now that we're big tv stars, huh?

C.A.R.R.:
Kind of. Light 100's parent company decided to change our format to alt-country, so I got fired.

Hoop:
I thought things were going so well.

C.A.R.R.:
Ah, Gangland Slayings didn't work the same magic for light hits as they did for rap. After the decapitation of Carly Simon, pretty much everyone went into hiding.

Stroker:
It's a fickle business. One minute you're a fading star, the next you've been reborn as a decapitated diva.

C.A.R.R.:
Bippity-Boppity. I was a DJ, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. It's not even my size.

Hoop:
C.A.R.R.! SHOWING LIGHT 100 COLORS IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? ARE YOU CRAZY?!