Stroker and Hoop2004

Porsche:
Can you believe we've been married one whole month, Ansel?

Ansel:
Put your b*obs on my face.

Porsche:
But, wait, Ansel, what about your heart condition?

Ansel:
Read your damn prenup, woman. B*obs, face!

Porsche:
You read the prenup. You're supposed to shower me in gifts. Shower, gifts!

[Ansel gives her a big gift]

Porsche:
Oh, yay! It's awfully big for jewelry.

[Porsche opens the present and sees a teddy bear version of Ansel himself]

Ansel:
A new hampshire fuzzy bear personalized to look like me.

Porsche:
[reads the note] "Ansel Bear wuvs to get busy with u". [sarcastic] How precious. Let me just take it in the other room so I won't spill wine on it, ok?

Ansel:
Don't take long. I've only got a half hour left in my erection.