Stroker and Hoop2004

[while Stroker and Porsche are hiding in another room]

Stroker:
That door won't hold forever, and I'm down to my last two bullets.

Porsche:
There's only one thing to do.

Stroker:
Open the door and g out in a blaze of glory?

Porsche:
I was thinking of having sex.

Stroker:
Now?

Porsche:
The fear of getting caught really makes me hot.

Stroker:
Well, alright.

[as Stroker unbutton his pants]

Hoop:
Stroker, open up. Stroker!

Porsche:
Wait, that's Hoop!

Stroker:
No, that's zombie moaning. They're gonna catch us. Does that turn you on?

Porsche:
Yes.

Hoop:
It's me, Hoop.

Stroker:
[to Porsche] They must have turned him into a zombie. [to Hoop] Not now, Hoop.

Hoop:
It's safe now. Coroner Rick called the Haitian Police.

Porsche:
Did he just say it's safe?

Stroker:
It's a trick.

[as Stroker was about to kiss Porsche, Hoop and the Haitian Police came in]

Stroker:
Dammit, Hoop!