Stroker and Hoop2004

Stroker:
Hey, don't worry, buddy. I'll pay you a cold million out of my billion. What do you say, Porsche? A million for everybody!

All:
Alright!

Coroner Rick:
Thank you, Stroker!

Stroker:
Wait, duh, how many millions in a billion?

Porsche:
$1,000.

Stroker:
$1,000? $100,000 for everybody!

All:
Alright!

Haitian Worker:
Alright!

Ansel:
Not so fast!

Porsche:
Ansel, you're alive!

Ansel:
That's right. Having the doctor repair the Ansel bear repaired me. [to Stroker] I don't know how to thank you.

Stroker:
Oh, I'm sure you can of something. Maybe a billion somethings?

Stroker & Ansel:
[laughs]

Ansel:
That's funny! Pay you a billion dollars. [laughs] Poor people say the darndest things.

Stroker:
No, seriously, that was the rate. A billion dollars for solving your murder.

Ansel:
But the only thing is I'm not dead.

Porsche:
Later, guys.

Stroker:
Dammit!

Haitian Worker:
So, no $100,000?

Ansel:
No, but I pulled some strings and got you a job in the Nike Factory.

Haitian Worker:
Would someone please make me undead again?