Stroker and Hoop2004

C.A.R.R.:
I can't believe you're going skiing instead of saving Santa.

Stroker:
Shut up, C.A.R.R.

Keith:
Dad, I thought you said you were gonna help Santa?

Stroker:
Listen, buddy, you think your Dad would drive up to a fancy ski lodge instead of saving Santa Claus?

Keith:
Yeah.

Stroker:
Of course not. He's going to the North Pole to investigate the men who hurt Santa. In fact, he's leaving Santa a not right now about some important leads. With some cookies.

Stroker:
Don't read Santa's mail, Keith.

Keith:
Ok.

Stroker:
Sorry Dad can't be with you tomorrow, but he has to save Christmas. I'll tell you what, I'll make it up by buying you something really expensive when I get back, ok?

[Stroker sees Angel getting ready to get Keith at her car]

Stroker:
Remember what I said about a reward for not telling Mommy about the lottery. [laughs] Ok, attaboy.

[Hoop arrives in a big truck]

Hoop:
Hey, Stroke, ready to hit the slopes?

Stroker:
Hell, yes!

[Keith looked at Stroker with a gasped face]

Stroker:
The slopes of Santa's Workshop!