Stroker and Hoop2004

Stroker:
[on phone] Yo, lottery winner, here.

C.A.R.R.:
Oh, Stroker, thank god. You have to come back tonight and solve Santa's case so he can deliver presents.

Stroker:
I can't believe you're bothering me with this Santa crap on Christmas Eve.

C.A.R.R.:
It's true! He showed me photos of him and the elves and everything.

Stroker:
Sounds like Santa had some ripple on the walk over. If he passes out, turn him on his side so he doesn't choke on his vomit. or better yet, drag him next door to the peaches.

C.A.R.R.:
But, Stroker, what about--

[Stroker hangs up]

Stroker:
[to Hoop] Some drunk mall santa got stuck with a needle, probably by his dealer. Wanted me to solve the case for free, if you can believe that crap.

Hoop:
And you said no?

Stroker:
There's no such thing as Santa, Hoop.

Hoop:
Well, he is still a human being!

Stroker:
And?

Hoop:
And it's Christmas, you Scrooge!

Stroker:
Scrooge? Who the hell's paying for your vacation?

Hoop:
I meant Scrooge in the "Bah, Humbug", sense, not in the "Good with money" sense.