Stroker and Hoop2004

Coroner Rick:
I'll extract Santa's brain and liver matter, develop an antidote, and meet you back here in exactly 30 years.

Hoop:
Can we make it 15? I'm concerned about your high blood pressure!

Coroner Rick:
Sure thing, Hoopy!

Stroker:
[to GCF] Take us ahead 15 years.

[GCF opens a portal to 15 years to the future where Coroner Rick finally finished making the antidote for Santa]

Old Coroner Rick:
Stroker! Hoop!

Hoop:
Where the hell are we?

Old Coroner Rick:
They tore down down the old mall 10 years ago and built a huge new Grizzle Bazzle store.

Stroker:
What the hell is Grizzle Bazzle?

Old Coroner Rick:
Oh, I'm too old to understand it, but the kids love it. Here's your antidote, fellas. Be sure to jab Santa straight through the heart. And good luck.

Hoop:
Thanks, Coroner Rick.

Old Coroner Rick:
Oh! Oh, and fellas, fellas, when you go back, could you tell my former self to stop using sheepskin condoms?

Stroker:
Um, ok.

Old Coroner Rick:
Thanks, guys.