Stroker and Hoop

     

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »


Hoop:
Should we let them go, Stroke? It is Christmas after all.

Stroker:
We can't. They'll just time-travel their way out of it. Christmas Past can easily go back 40 years and make it so we were never born. There's only one choice.

Santa:
Oh, ho, let me do the honors!

[Stroker gives the gun to Santa]

Ghost of Christmas Past:
Come on, now, come on, give me the gun Santa Claus. You ain't got--

[Santa shoot the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future]

Santa:
HO, HO, HO, YEAH! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, HUH? YOU CAN'T TRICK ST. NICK, MOTHER! [shoots a few rounds] HO, YOU LIKE THAT? WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SUCK ON IT? HERE'S TWO FOR YOU.

Hoop:
SANTA!

Santa:
AND HERE'S ANOTHER!

Hoop:
SANTA, GIVE ME THE GUN!

Santa:
Please, sir, may I have some more, YOU BETCHA!

Hoop:
SANTA, THEY'RE DEAD! THAT'S ENOUGH! SANTA, CAN YOU JUST HEAR ME? SANTA! THAT'S ENOUGH! They're dead!

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