Stroker and Hoop2004

Khan'Ja:
My name is Khan'Ja. I come from the Planet Sapphirea. I only want to return home.

Stroker:
Are you sure? Uh, plenty of clean air and water.

Khan'Ja:
I will call for help with my communicator. [speaks alien language] The Felingukushar Crystal is broken.

Stroker:
Felingukushar Crystal?

Khan'Ja:
[searches her language book] You call it a Sapphire. About so big. Me, I pick one up from your yard.

Stroker:
I don't have a giant Sapphire. They're very rare and expensive on Earth.

Khan'Ja:
Where are all the Sapphires? Oh! Perhaps we can sell some of your dirt and buy one!

Stroker:
[laughs] You aliens are so advanced yet so stupid sometimes.

Khan'Ja:
If you help me, I will return with a shipful of Sapphires as your reward.

Stroker:
Deal. And I'll even throw in some free dirt.

[as Stroker was about shake her hand, Khan'Ja didn't know what gesture what Stroke was doing]

Stroker:
Oh, uh, on Earth to seal a deal, we do what is call a handshake.

Khan'Ja:
What is a handshake?

Stroker:
Oh, duh, did I say handshake? I meant handjob.