Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



Khan'Ja:
Pain from the crash. I need medicine. Do you have any?

Stroker:
Hold on. [brings back pills] These are left over from my back surgery. They're expired but not too expired.

Khan'Ja:
Your earth medicines are not strong enough. I need more.

Stroker:
Khan'Ja, too many of those things will make you high as a kite.

[Stroker's flashback intensifies where Stroker tried these pills before]

Stroker:
So I go out to drain the snake, and all of a sudden, it feels like I'm pissing thumbtacks. Kidney stones, my ass. More like kidney shards of glass.

Stroker:
Two chicks, uh-huh. I may not look injured, but all the sandwiching bruised up my insides pretty good.

Stroker:
No. You know what's really suspicious? Doctors who violate their hippocratic oath. Not me, and certainly not my bullfighting injury, a**hole!

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