Stroker and Hoop2004

[Stroker knocks out the guard to steal his clothes to get inside Area 52]

Robot Voice:
Welcome, Agent Zwigoff.

Stroker:
[tries to mimick Zwigoff] Uh, hello there!

Robot Voice:
Present fingerprint I.D.

Stroker:
Just remembered, I forgot my keys. [fake laugh] Be right back.

[Stroker drags Agent Zwigoff's body for the fingerprint I.D.]

Robot Voice:
Thank you, Agent Zwigoff.

Stroker:
Sure thing, partner.

[as Stroker goes to the entrance, another identity recognition appears]

Stroker:
Damn it! Another one?

Robot Voice:
Present urine sample for identification, please.

Stroker:
Oh, come on.

[Stroker tries to put Agent Zwigoff's hand into a bowl of water to make him pee on himself]

Stroker:
[whispered] Zwigoff. Zwigoff. Zwigoff!

Zwigoff:
[wakes up] Huh? What?

Stroker:
Hey, buddy, somebody knocked you out. Pee in this cup, and I'll go throw urine in their face.

Zwigoff:
Who the hell are you?

[Stroker then pulls up his gun on Zwigoff making the agent literally peeing himself]