Stroker and Hoop2004

[after Stroker gets taken to a mental hospital, he had a talk with Hoop, about how Khan'Ja tricked Stroker for world domination]

Stroker:
It was a con from the start. She played me like a sucker.

Hoop:
Aw, man, that's quite a story. Pretty unbelievable stuff. So how you holding up, buddy?

Stroker:
Well...you know. That was a shrug, but you can't see with this [bleep] straitjacket. So anyway, Khan'Ja...

Hoop:
Yeah? Yeah?

Stroker:
I need you to help me find her. She had hip boots and this skintight alien bikini with a sapphire in the center and a gold communicator with antenna and crap.

Hoop:
I'll certainly keep an eye out.

Stroker:
Have you listened to a word I've said?

Hoop:
Oh, yeah, yeah. You were talking about, uh, your alien friend, Jar Jar Jar, or something.

Stroker:
Khan'Ja! You've got to find Khan'Ja and prove my innocence!

Hoop:
I would, but I'm busy with my play.

Stroker:
HOOP, SCREW YOUR PLAY!

Hoop:
Guards!

Stroker:
I'M IN A [bleep] STRAITJACKET! IT'S "ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST" IN THERE! MY ROOMMATE MASTURBATES EVERY NIGHT TO "RANGER RICK" MAGAZINE! I GOT [bleep] IN FRIGGING BEDPAN, HOOP!